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India Coffee Production Down Slightly as Brazil Competition Picks Up – India coffee farmers face weather and global competition while exports trim volume

India Coffee Production Slightly Down After Brazil Drinks All the Optimism – Analysts warn the beans are fine but the mood is weak

India Retail Inflation Rises Modestly CPI Data Reports – Headline inflation edges higher as food deflation eases

India Frees Up Visas For Chinese Professionals A Key Step To Boost Ties – Officials hope new visas create harmony despite long histories of suspicion

Indian Shares Set To Extend Gains After Fed Cut November Inflation Data Eyed – Investors brace for numbers and caffeine fueled optimism

International Spotlight Silvan India Rap Phenomenon – Tamil Nadu rapper brings church beats to the global rap fight

Safran Expansion in India Sparks Fear That Aircraft Engines Are Now Breeding – Analysts baffled as facilities multiply like enthusiastic rabbits

India November Retail Inflation Rises 071 Stays Below Central Bank Target Range – Consumers notice small changes while economists nod approvingly

Has India Become India Next Trade Partner The World Did Not Ask For – Global market officials blame confusion on maps, charts, and optimism