Kerala Launches ‘Elephant Commute’ Initiative for City Transport
Kerala Launches ‘Elephant Commute’ Initiative for City Transport – Elephants now available as eco-friendly taxis for short distances. – 11/14/2025
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Kerala Launches ‘Elephant Commute’ Initiative for City Transport – Elephants now available as eco-friendly taxis for short distances. – 11/14/2025
Mumbai Introduces ‘Traffic Karma Points’ for Good Driving – Drivers earn points for patience, which can be redeemed for chai and moral superiority. – 11/14/2025
Kolkata Metro Now Offers ‘Therapy Trains’ Where Passengers Can Complain Freely – First-of-its-kind mental health initiative on public transit. – 11/13/2025
Punjab Launches ‘Mustard Oil Fitness’ Program for Heart and Mind – New health trend combines cooking and cardio into holistic wellness. – 11/13/2025
Madhya Pradesh Trains Monkeys to Deliver Court Summons – Innovative program reduces human litigation stress and paper waste. – 11/12/2025
Bihar Declares ‘National Complaint Day’ for Citizens to Vent Officially – New public holiday dedicated to creative grievances and bureaucratic poetry. – 11/12/2025
Delhi School Introduces ‘Exam-Free Fridays’ to Promote Sanity and Snacks – Students celebrate the new holiday for mental health and fried food. – 11/11/2025
Kerala Announces Coconut-Based Currency: ‘Tender Tender’ – Economists split over whether it’s genius or just slippery economics. – 11/10/2025
Kashmir Launches Snow Tourism for Heat-Weary Delhiites – New packages include hug-a-glacier therapy and chai-flavored ice baths. – 11/10/2025
Uttar Pradesh Introduces Cow Yoga for Inner Peace and Outer Productivity – Program promises spiritual moo-vement and improved milk output. – 11/9/2025