Kerala Starts ‘Elephant Traffic Cops’ to Guide Vehicles During Festivals
Kerala Starts ‘Elephant Traffic Cops’ to Guide Vehicles During Festivals – Tradition meets urban management with pachyderm patrols. – 11/30/2025
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Kerala Starts ‘Elephant Traffic Cops’ to Guide Vehicles During Festivals – Tradition meets urban management with pachyderm patrols. – 11/30/2025
Bihar Introduces ‘Complaint Karaoke Nights’ Where Citizens Sing Grievances – Combining entertainment and civic expression in melodic civic discourse. – 11/30/2025
Tamil Nadu Launches ‘Chai Therapy’ to Reduce Work Stress – Caffeine and counseling blended into daily emotional support. – 11/29/2025
Goa Introduces ‘Beach Library’ Where Patrons Read Sand and Sunlight – Combining literacy and vitamin D in the ultimate vacation experience. – 11/29/2025
India’s New Trade Deal With America: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? – White House Wants Rupees to Flow Away from Russia (and Also Just Flow Generally)
RBI Plays Whack-A-Mole With Currency Collapse – Central Bank Conducts Heroic Interventions While Rupee Ignores Them Completely
Goa Declares ‘Silent Disco Sundays’ to Reduce Noise Pollution and Tourist Arguments – Tourists dance quietly while locals nap; headphones mandatory. – 11/27/2025
Bihar Introduces ‘Reverse Education’ Week Where Teachers Attend School and Students Relax – Program aims to build empathy and redefine childhood. – 11/27/2025
Youngest Chess Master’s Parents Reveal Hidden Gift: Financial Burden – Sarwagya Singh’s Father: “We’re Investing in His Future” (Present Sanity: TBD)
Rajasthan Desert Festival Introduces Sand Art Therapy for Overworked Tourists – Creative meditation through camel-shaped stress relief. – 11/26/2025
BBC Writes About India Without Mentioning Colonialism, Immediately Regrets It – British Broadcaster Realizes All India Coverage Requires Historical Caveat –
South Asia Achieves Historic “Trinity of Troubles” Certification – Afghanistan, India, Pakistan Finally Master Art of Mutual Dysfunction –
Delhi Residents Protest Air Pollution by Breathing, Which Makes Problem Worse – Demonstrations Against Smog Contribute Additional Particulates to Atmosphere –
Supreme Court Accepts “Sorry, My Bad” as Valid Legal Defense for Billionaires – Fugitive Brothers’ $570 Million Settlement Raises Questions About Judicial Standards –
Foreign Companies Fight for Right to List Indian Subsidiaries Nobody Wants – Multinational Corporations Discover IPO Goldmine in India’s Optimistic Market –
Air India Promises World-Class Service Through Power of Positive Thinking – Airline Plans to “Manifest” Improvements by 2026 –
Israel to Import Thousands of Indians Who Claim to Be Lost Jewish Tribe – DNA Tests Optional, Cultural Knowledge of Judaism Not Required –
Astronaut Tells Students to “Compete With Me” in Motivational Speech Gone Wrong – Shubhanshu Shukla’s Moon Challenge Leaves Children Questioning Career Choices –
Airlines Cancel Flights After Ethiopian Volcano Erupts, Blame India Somehow – Air India and Akasa Discover Creative Excuse for Poor Service –
Financial Times Discovers India Exists, Writes Article About It – British Newspaper’s Shocking Revelation That 1.4 Billion People Constitute News –
Taliban Launches “Slightly Less Terrifying” Trade Initiative to Woo India – Ministers Promise Only Moderate Human Rights Violations for Business Partners –