Religious Virginity Standards vs Reality
by Religious Virginity Standards vs Reality – The Sacred Texts Nobody Actually Follows
Month: November 2025
British Awkwardness Meets Biblical Standards
by British Awkwardness Meets Biblical Standards – The UK’s Uniquely Uncomfortable Approach
Uttar Pradesh Introduces Cow Yoga for Inner Peace and Outer Productivity
by Uttar Pradesh Introduces Cow Yoga for Inner Peace and Outer Productivity – Program promises spiritual moo-vement and improved milk output. – 11/9/2025
West Bengal Declares Fish the Official Language of the State
West Bengal Declares Fish the Official Language of the State – Citizens celebrate with synchronized splashing and poetic burps. – 11/9/2025
Rajasthan Declares Camels Eligible for Voting Rights
Rajasthan Declares Camels Eligible for Voting Rights – Animal activists hail it as a step toward true desert democracy. – 11/8/2025
Kerala Scientists Develop Coconut-Powered Electric Car
Kerala Scientists Develop Coconut-Powered Electric Car – Breakthrough sparks global envy and neighborhood chutney shortages. – 11/7/2025
Delhi Metro Adds ‘Emotional Support Seat’ for People Who Miss Their Station
Delhi Metro Adds ‘Emotional Support Seat’ for People Who Miss Their Station – New initiative aims to reduce platform heartbreak and tunnel trauma. – 11/7/2025
Mumbai Launches Reality Show: Who Wants to Be a Crorepati Traffic Cop?
Mumbai Launches Reality Show: Who Wants to Be a Crorepati Traffic Cop? – Citizens compete to survive roundabouts and bribery with dignity. – 11/6/2025
Goa Declares Siesta a National Sport
Goa Declares Siesta a National Sport – Napping finally recognized as India’s most consistent performance metric. – 11/6/2025
Bangalore Techies Demand Emotional Wi-Fi: 5G Coverage for Feelings
Bangalore Techies Demand Emotional Wi-Fi: 5G Coverage for Feelings – Engineers insist buffering should apply to heartbreak, too. – 11/6/2025