UK Virginity Rankings
by UK Virginity Rankings – Brexit Couldn’t Save British Chastity
Month: November 2025
Swift’s Kitchen Nightmares
Swift’s Kitchen Nightmares – America’s Sweetheart Becomes Big Food’s Dream
Sacred Abstinence in Manila Expose
by Sacred Abstinence in Manila Expose – Filipino Virginity in the Digital Age
Who’s Really Staying Pure
by Who’s Really Staying Pure – Spoiler: Not Who You Think
Pizza Party Successfully Avoids Actual Raises
Pizza Party Successfully Avoids Actual Raises – Company Celebrates Record Profits With $47 in Domino’s
Transgenders Boycott Disney
by Transgenders Boycott Disney – Rainbow Revenge After Kimmel Firing
Goatscaping Revolution
by Goatscaping Revolution – Wichita Falls Discovers Nature’s Landscapers
Kerala Opens ‘Elephant Spa’ Offering Massages and Aromatherapy
by Kerala Opens ‘Elephant Spa’ Offering Massages and Aromatherapy – Blending conservation, relaxation, and Instagrammable pachyderm indulgence. – 11/20/2025
How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well
by How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well – America’s Team Discovers Football Optional for Profit
NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience
NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience – Automated System Develops Attitude Problem