Month: December 2025

Pakistan F16 Upgrade Spurs India To Pretend It Is Not Annoyed While Being Very Annoyed – Officials assure public everything is fine while gripping podium hard enough to bend it

India Starts Coal Exports For The First Time Officials Claim World Is Still Safe – Analysts marvel at logistics while citizens marvel at smoke

India Coffee Shops Claim Pastries Are The New National Soft Power – Analysts say muffins now carry more diplomatic weight than ambassadors

India And France Seal Treaty Revamp Giving Paris Dividend Relief Delhi Tax Rights – Officials celebrate as treaty paperwork becomes slightly less confusing

Has India Become the Next Major Trade Partner Global Talk – Governments and experts argue about India status while trade talks heat global markets

Has India Become India Next Trade Partner The World Did Not Ask For – Global market officials blame confusion on maps, charts, and optimism

Safran Expansion in India Sparks Fear That Aircraft Engines Are Now Breeding – Analysts baffled as facilities multiply like enthusiastic rabbits

India November Retail Inflation Rises 071 Stays Below Central Bank Target Range – Consumers notice small changes while economists nod approvingly

International Spotlight Silvan India Rap Phenomenon – Tamil Nadu rapper brings church beats to the global rap fight