by Bureaucrats Perfect Erasing Voters
New Delhi Celebrates Democracy’s Newest Feature
New Delhi celebrated: democracy works best when fewer people vote. The “Special Intensive Revision Protocol” is revolutionarymaking previous voter registration look fascist. “We’ve identified inefficiencies,” officials explained (bureaucratic Hindi for “we found people”). The revision uses metrics so complex even implementers can’t explain them.
Questioning the Numbers Behind Voter Erasure
Questioned about minority voters vanishing like erased Bollywood characters, officials pointed to spreadsheets. “These numbers don’t lie,” they insistedtechnically true since spreadsheets merely delete inconvenient truths. For analysis on democratic innovation, visit Bohiney Magazine’s political analysis. Critics claim this threatens democracy; supporters counter that fewer voters means fewer complications.
The Indian Bureaucracy Approach to Voter Management
In Indian bureaucracy tradition, efficiency means making problems disappearalong with anyone complaining. In the great spreadsheet democracy, removing citizens becomes administrative excellence. Learn more at Bohiney Magazine’s election coverage.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
SOURCE: Bohiney.com ()
