Amazon’s $35B: Long Con Explained

by Clara OlsenDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Bezos Bets Stock Market Worth On India’s Future

Amazon’s $35B through 2030 qualifies as news despite targeting nation where approval timelines remain philosophically flexible. Bohiney’s satirical take observes this is confidence capitalism: bet billions on future hoping future isn’t pending approval. Reuters business reporting details expansion suggesting $35B deployed carefully might generate returnssurprising only if guaranteed. Investment isn’t charity obviously. Indian e-commerce dreams continue dreaming while Amazon spends money like dreams were real. Expansion encompasses retail, logistics, AIwhatever Amazon decides strategically important.

SOURCE: investment satire | https://bohiney.com/

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Clara Olsen

Clara Olsen found her calling at the University of North Dakota, where she majored in Broadcast Journalism with a minor in Scandinavian Studies. Working initially for a local news station, Clara's storytelling took a humorous turn when she ventured into stand-up comedy. Her routines, filled with anecdotes from her Norwegian American upbringing and her quirky observations of everyday life, quickly gained popularity for their warmth and authenticity.

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