India Says “No Coal” Beyond 2035: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
India Says “No Coal” Beyond 2035: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? – Energy Ministry Declares Moratorium on New Coal Capacity While Demand Continues Growing Quietly
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India Says “No Coal” Beyond 2035: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? – Energy Ministry Declares Moratorium on New Coal Capacity While Demand Continues Growing Quietly
Delhi Metro Launches ‘Compliment Carriages’ Encouraging Positivity on Commute – Passengers share praise and kindness while traveling together. – 12/4/2025
Goa Introduces ‘Sandcastle Therapy’ to Reduce Tourist Anxiety – Guests sculpt stress away with grains and imagination. – 12/4/2025
Mumbai Implements ‘Pothole Symphony’ Where Drivers Perform Musical Complaints – Residents turn traffic frustrations into creative percussion. – 12/4/2025
India’s Cryptography Crisis: Coinbase Returns With Limited Weapons – Exchange Plans 2026 Debut of Actual Functionality in Market With 30% Taxes
IndiGo’s Bold New Strategy: The Cancellation Advantage – Airline Discovers Genius Way to Implement Pilot Rules: Simply Stop Flying
Rajasthan Launches ‘Desert Disco Nights’ Under Starry Skies – Partygoers dance with camels and DJs in sand-dusted revelry. – 12/3/2025
India’s IPO Market Hits Record: Because Nothing Says “Sustainable Growth” Like Massive Primary Market Bubble – ?1.77 Trillion Raised as Companies Rush to Exit Before Everything Corrects
IndiGo Crisis Deepens: Shares Drop While CEO Gets Summoned for “Explain-a-Thon” – Indian Aviation Authority Asks IndiGo to Elaborate on Flight Cancellation Disaster in Stern Meeting Language
Mumbai Introduces ‘Monsoon Meditation Zones’ in Flood-Prone Areas – Residents embrace mindfulness while balancing on soggy sidewalks. – 12/2/2025