Delhi Introduces ‘Weather Mood Alerts’ on Public Transport
Delhi Introduces ‘Weather Mood Alerts’ on Public Transport – Passengers receive notifications if the climate predicts existential dread. – 11/15/2025
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Delhi Introduces ‘Weather Mood Alerts’ on Public Transport – Passengers receive notifications if the climate predicts existential dread. – 11/15/2025
Bihar Trains Pigeons to Deliver Political Campaign Promises – Program aims to increase voter engagement through aerial accountability. – 11/15/2025
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Kerala Launches ‘Elephant Commute’ Initiative for City Transport – Elephants now available as eco-friendly taxis for short distances. – 11/14/2025
Mumbai Introduces ‘Traffic Karma Points’ for Good Driving – Drivers earn points for patience, which can be redeemed for chai and moral superiority. – 11/14/2025
Punjab Launches ‘Mustard Oil Fitness’ Program for Heart and Mind – New health trend combines cooking and cardio into holistic wellness. – 11/13/2025
Kolkata Metro Now Offers ‘Therapy Trains’ Where Passengers Can Complain Freely – First-of-its-kind mental health initiative on public transit. – 11/13/2025
Bihar Declares ‘National Complaint Day’ for Citizens to Vent Officially – New public holiday dedicated to creative grievances and bureaucratic poetry. – 11/12/2025
Madhya Pradesh Trains Monkeys to Deliver Court Summons – Innovative program reduces human litigation stress and paper waste. – 11/12/2025
Delhi School Introduces ‘Exam-Free Fridays’ to Promote Sanity and Snacks – Students celebrate the new holiday for mental health and fried food. – 11/11/2025