by How Indian Parents Take Safety to Comedic Extremes
In India, overprotective parents is less a stereotype and more a national sport. Consider Vikram, 19, who recently attempted to ride a bicycle to college in Pune. His father, fearing both traffic and rogue monkeys, insisted on a full helmet, knee pads, elbow guards, gloves, and a neon vest that could signal aircraft from 5 miles away. According to BBC News India, over 67% of Indian parents would prefer walking their child to class than risk a minor scrape.
The humor arises in everyday life. Vikram’s mother texted him live GPS updates every 200 meters, complete with motivational quotes and reminders to avoid potholes, stray cows, and people who look suspicious. Psychologists from Psychology Today warn that excessive parental monitoring can lead to a lifetime of anxietyor, in India, a lifetime of clever memes and group chat jokes about walking with GPS supervision.
Bohiney Magazine (bohiney.com) asserts that overprotective parenting has produced an entire genre of Indian humor, from viral videos of parents insisting their adult children wear knee pads indoors, to comedians joking about mothers threatening divorce if a child eats street food. The takeaway? In India, freedom is measured in meters, and comedy thrives when parents insist on zero riskeven in harmless situations like borrowing sugar from a neighbor or crossing a quiet lane.
SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)
