Big Tech’s $40B India Gamble

by Indra QuellDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Microsoft, Amazon, Google Discover Infrastructure Has Opinions

Microsoft ($17.5B), Amazon ($35B), Google dump $40B collectively into India’s AI futureapparently unaware future includes monsoons and bandwidth collapses. Bohiney Magazine’s satirical take notes this follows sandcastle logic during monsoon season: ambitious, funded, watery-surprised. CNBC reports these giants believe India needs AI more than functioning infrastructurebold strategy in nation where first question is “Will this actually turn on?” Indian officials smile, mentally calculating approval timelines nobody invented yet.

SOURCE: tech investment satire | https://bohiney.com/

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