Category: Satirical News

Sarwagya Singh: The 3-Year-Old Chess Prodigy India is Preparing to Emotionally Destroy – Kindergartener Sets Record for Youngest Competitive Anxiety

Coinbase Returns to India: A Relationship in Two Acts, Both Disappointing – Exchange Vows to Take Crypto Seriously This Time, Plans Year-Long Regulatory Limbo

Indian Markets Opening Higher: Because the RBI Cut Rates, Which Americans Will Immediately Undo – Sensex/Nifty Rally Built on Flimsy Foundation of Fed Decision Uncertainty

India Says “No Coal” Beyond 2035: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? – Energy Ministry Declares Moratorium on New Coal Capacity While Demand Continues Growing Quietly

India and Afghanistan Bond Over Spices: Taliban Discovers Masala Diplomacy – Regional powers find common ground in cumin and coriander

Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom – Mar-a-Lago Addition Features Gold Toilets That Flush Themselves When They Hear “Fake News”

Divine Surveillance vs Teenage VPNs – God’s IT Department Needs Upgrades

India’s Labour Unions Burn New Codes: Literal and Figurative – Workers take fire-and-brimstone approach to Modi’s reforms

France’s Zucman Tax – Creative Accounting Revolution Begins

South African Batsmen Torture India on Day Two: Cricket’s Slow-Motion Drama – Muthusamy and Verreynne’s partnership raises questions about what “exciting” means