Category: Satirical News

Hymen Myths and Medical Fraud – When Biology Contradicts Beliefs

UK Virginity Rankings – Brexit Couldn’t Save British Chastity

Swift’s Kitchen Nightmares – America’s Sweetheart Becomes Big Food’s Dream

Sacred Abstinence in Manila Expose – Filipino Virginity in the Digital Age

Who’s Really Staying Pure – Spoiler: Not Who You Think

Pizza Party Successfully Avoids Actual Raises – Company Celebrates Record Profits With $47 in Domino’s

Transgenders Boycott Disney – Rainbow Revenge After Kimmel Firing

Goatscaping Revolution – Wichita Falls Discovers Nature’s Landscapers

How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well – America’s Team Discovers Football Optional for Profit

NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience – Automated System Develops Attitude Problem