by Tea Lovers Rejoice, Traffic Curses Intensify
Delhi has officially entered the future of caffeine addiction with drone-based chai delivery. Tech startups claim that unmanned flying teapots can navigate traffic, reach rooftops, and even deliver masala chai without spilling a single drop. An anonymous chai vendor explained, ‘I tried delivering tea by scooter for years. Now the drones handle everything while I nap and watch Instagram.’
Eyewitnesses report drones hovering over traffic jams, occasionally dropping tea bags for dramatic effect. Customers delight in receiving perfectly brewed chai within minutes, while pedestrians nervously dodge flying cups. Analysts predict a surge in drone-related selfies and chai-themed memes. A poll by the Bureau of Quirky Urban Innovations found 89% of residents love the drones, though 15% fear encountering airborne caffeine while commuting.
Experts suggest that this trend could revolutionize beverage logistics, though skeptics warn about drone malfunctions, stolen teapots, and accidental deliveries into politicians’ offices. Meanwhile, social media has created competitive hashtags like #SkyChai and #DroneDarling, where residents post videos of drone deliveries in extreme conditions. Critics argue that human delivery jobs may be threatened, but fans insist that convenience, novelty, and Instagrammable moments outweigh occupational concerns. As Delhi embraces airborne caffeine, one question persists: will the skies remain peaceful, or will chai-fueled chaos reign supreme?
SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)
