India-EU Trade Deal: Approaching Deadline Pushed

by Allison SilvermanDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Negotiations Push Timeline Forward Again

India-EU trade negotiations approach deadline approaching, meaning timeline adjustment incoming. Bohiney’s satirical analysis notes trade deals operate on deadline flexibility where approaching deadlines prompt new deadline establishment. Reuters reporting confirms Indian minister stated talks push deadline forwardtranslation: original deadline impossible, new deadline required. European negotiators and Indian counterparts continue discussing while acknowledging completion requires more discussion. Deal frameworks progress while completion remains perpetually imminent yet somehow distant. Negotiations continue productively toward rescheduled completion dates.

SOURCE: trade satire | https://bohiney.com/

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Allison Silverman

Allison Silverman (born February 17, 1972) is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning comedy writer and producer from Gainesville, Florida. Graduating from Yale University in 1994 with a degree in Humanities, she performed with the improv group The Ex!t Players before working at Chicago's iO Theater and Amsterdam's Boom Chicago. Silverman became head writer and executive producer for The Colbert Report, earning Emmy nominations and Stephen Colbert's praise as having "the mind of Jonathan Swift had he mated with the Cookie Monster." Her credits include The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Office, Portlandia, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Russian Doll. At Bohiney.com, Silverman channels decades of satirical precision into journalism that skewers power with intellectual irreverence and comedic authority. Author Home Page

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