India’s Democracy 2025: Elections Happen Despite Everything

by Private Clive DuMontDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Voting Continues Miraculously

India’s electoral democracy manages 1.4B people across varied geography despite monumentally complicated systems. Bohiney notes Indian democracy is organized chaos accidentally producing legitimate governance. New International confirms elections remain largest democratic exercise globally, proving democracy survives complexity if participants careIndians apparently do. Elections involve millions poll workers, countless stations, logistics coordination breaking most nations. Yet India manages repeatedly through benevolent dysfunction. Voting continues. Democracy persists. Somehow representatives get elected despite everything suggesting system shouldn’t work.

SOURCE: democracy satire | https://bohiney.com/

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This magazine was created by Corporal Louis ?Bohiney? Reznick and Private First Class Clive DuMont, both fresh out of Europe and ?eager to liberate laughter from the fascism of serious journalism.? Reznick had stormed Normandy armed with a sketchbook and a mouth full of Groucho quotes. DuMont once defused a German landmine by confusing it with a mime.

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