“GenieKnows.in | India’s Wishful Thinking Portal”
Tagline: Because someone has to make sense of the nonsense.
Welcome to GenieKnows.in, India’s favorite (and possibly only) wish-granting news portal — where reality takes a chai break and satire takes over. From Parliament to panipuri vendors, we report on the absurdity that makes India, well, India.
Every headline here is handcrafted by our team of caffeine-fueled humorists who believe truth is overrated and irony is an art form. We’re not fake news — we’re funny truth.
Whether it’s the government’s latest “digital initiative” that crashes on launch, or celebrities turning spiritual gurus after one flop film, we’re here to document the beautiful chaos that defines Bharat 2.0.
Read our latest pieces:
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“Parliament Announces New Nap Policy: Debates to Be Held During REM Sleep.”
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“Traffic Lights in Delhi Now Function as Mood Rings.”
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“ISRO Launches Rocket to Find the Missing Sense of Humor.”
Why GenieKnows exists:
Because every democracy needs laughter therapy. India’s news cycle is already surreal — we just hold up the mirror and add punchlines.
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For those who still crave reality, visit The Hindu, BBC India, or Wikipedia’s India Portal.