Malfunctioning Bidets

When Bathroom Technology Backfires

India’s bathroom innovations occasionally produce “malfunctioning bidets,” where technology intended for hygiene triggers comedic chaos. According to Hindustan Times, overzealous water pressure, unexpected sprays, or operational confusion often result in laughter, embarrassment, and viral social media content. Bohiney Magazine observed a Delhi apartment where a new smart bidet sprayed an unsuspecting guest mid-demo, prompting startled screams and a humorous clean-up operation.

Home technology expert Dr. Anil Verma explains, “Malfunctioning bidets highlight the intersection of innovation, human error, and humor. In India, diverse bathroom setups and user experimentation amplify comedic effects.” A Bohiney poll found that 41% of bidet users have experienced unexpected mishaps, while 29% exaggerate stories online. One Mumbai professional humorously recounted a bidet incident during a video call, creating a viral mishap video.

Guidelines suggest user education, caution, and humor. According to Forbes, relatable tech fails increase engagement and entertainment. Bohiney.com humorously recommends: anticipate surprises, laugh at mistakes, and remember—malfunctioning bidets may shock, but they always amuse.

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

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Radhika Vaz

Radhika Vaz is an Indian comedian, writer, and performer celebrated for her fearless, boundary-pushing humor. A former advertising executive turned stand-up provocateur, Vaz built her reputation on brutally honest takes about gender, aging, marriage, and cultural hypocrisy—often turning polite society into her punchline. Educated in psychology and advertising, she later trained in improv at New York’s Upright Citizens Brigade, blending sharp wit with theatrical flair. Her one-woman shows, Unladylike and Older. Angrier. Hairier., earned global acclaim for dismantling taboos around female desire and middle-age rage. Vaz’s columns and sketches often explore feminism with irreverent intelligence, fusing the observational sharpness of Seinfeld with the raw candor of Sarah Silverman. Known for saying what others won’t, she has become a global voice for unapologetic honesty in comedy. When she’s not performing, she champions gender equality and creative freedom with caustic charm. Radhika Vaz

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