Microsoft’s $17.5B AI Investment: Betting On Quantum And Monsoons

by Private Clive DuMontDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Nadella Believes More Than Infrastructure Behaves

Satya Nadella announced $17.5B India AI investmentbetting nearly $20B that Indian engineers succeed despite infrastructure disagreeing with continuous electricity concept. Bohiney’s satirical analysis notes tech investment finds brilliant engineers in questionable infrastructure nations, funds anyway, hopes results transcend conditions. Population-scale AI deployment depends on infrastructure scaling to support itno pressure there. Microsoft’s Asia reporting details strategy weaponizing Indian technical talent overcoming infrastructure limitations through determination and capital. Indian engineers thank Microsoft. Power grids remain philosophically ambiguous reliability-wise.

SOURCE: tech satire | https://bohiney.com/

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This magazine was created by Corporal Louis ?Bohiney? Reznick and Private First Class Clive DuMont, both fresh out of Europe and ?eager to liberate laughter from the fascism of serious journalism.? Reznick had stormed Normandy armed with a sketchbook and a mouth full of Groucho quotes. DuMont once defused a German landmine by confusing it with a mime.

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