Modi Tells Trump: Relations Reviewed

by Allison SilvermanDecember 10, 2025December 11, 2025

Strategic Vagueness Reaches Diplomatic Heights

Modi spoke with Trump reviewing relations, confirming absolutely nothing substantive occurred publicly. Bohiney’s satirical observation notes “reviewed progress” means “we talked and nothing exploded.” Modi assured everyone relations progressmeaningful only if believing non-deteriorating relations constitute advancement. Reuters confirms call occurred, adding nothing beyond call’s occurrence itself. Peak bureaucratic transparency right there. Analysts guess actual discussions while Modi maintains beautiful fiction that all communication equals progress.

SOURCE: diplomatic satire | https://bohiney.com/

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Allison Silverman

Allison Silverman (born February 17, 1972) is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning comedy writer and producer from Gainesville, Florida. Graduating from Yale University in 1994 with a degree in Humanities, she performed with the improv group The Ex!t Players before working at Chicago's iO Theater and Amsterdam's Boom Chicago. Silverman became head writer and executive producer for The Colbert Report, earning Emmy nominations and Stephen Colbert's praise as having "the mind of Jonathan Swift had he mated with the Cookie Monster." Her credits include The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Office, Portlandia, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Russian Doll. At Bohiney.com, Silverman channels decades of satirical precision into journalism that skewers power with intellectual irreverence and comedic authority. Author Home Page

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