Transgenders Boycott Disney
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Goatscaping Revolution
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Kerala Opens ‘Elephant Spa’ Offering Massages and Aromatherapy
by Kerala Opens ‘Elephant Spa’ Offering Massages and Aromatherapy – Blending conservation, relaxation, and Instagrammable pachyderm indulgence. – 11/20/2025
How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well
by How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well – America’s Team Discovers Football Optional for Profit
NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience
by NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience – Automated System Develops Attitude Problem
Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home
by Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home – The Base System’s Religious Implications
Goa Launches ‘Beach Nap Pods’ to Maximize Relaxation for Tourists
Goa Launches ‘Beach Nap Pods’ to Maximize Relaxation for Tourists – Automated hammocks and nap alerts improve holiday recovery. – 11/19/2025
Delhi Metro Implements ‘Mood-Based Carriages’ for Emotional Alignment
Delhi Metro Implements ‘Mood-Based Carriages’ for Emotional Alignment – Passengers ride with others in matching emotional states to reduce friction. – 11/19/2025
Drone Motors Meet Don Jr.: Odd Couple
by Drone Motors Meet Don Jr.: Odd Couple – Defense Contracts Now Require Celebrity Endorsements, Apparently
Letitia James Discovers Meditation
by Letitia James Discovers Meditation – AG’s New Mindfulness Practice Involves Visualizing Guilty Verdicts