Delhi Introduces ‘Weather Mood Alerts’ on Public Transport
by Delhi Introduces ‘Weather Mood Alerts’ on Public Transport – Passengers receive notifications if the climate predicts existential dread. – 11/15/2025
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Abstinence Education’s Greatest Hits
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CEO’s Heroic Pay Cut: From $45M to $44M
by CEO’s Heroic Pay Cut: From $45M to $44M – Executive Expects Medal for Sacrifice
India’s Economic Growth Defies Gravity: Or Does It?
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FCC Chair Brendan Carr
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When Gossip Networks Beat GPS
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Made in America Trends Thanks to Shouting
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Kerala Launches ‘Elephant Commute’ Initiative for City Transport
Kerala Launches ‘Elephant Commute’ Initiative for City Transport – Elephants now available as eco-friendly taxis for short distances. – 11/14/2025