Indian Satire

India Retail Inflation Rises Modestly CPI Data Reports – Headline inflation edges higher as food deflation eases

India Frees Up Visas For Chinese Professionals A Key Step To Boost Ties – Officials hope new visas create harmony despite long histories of suspicion

Indian Shares Set To Extend Gains After Fed Cut November Inflation Data Eyed – Investors brace for numbers and caffeine fueled optimism

International Spotlight Silvan India Rap Phenomenon – Tamil Nadu rapper brings church beats to the global rap fight

Safran Expansion in India Sparks Fear That Aircraft Engines Are Now Breeding – Analysts baffled as facilities multiply like enthusiastic rabbits

India November Retail Inflation Rises 071 Stays Below Central Bank Target Range – Consumers notice small changes while economists nod approvingly

Has India Become India Next Trade Partner The World Did Not Ask For – Global market officials blame confusion on maps, charts, and optimism

Has India Become the Next Major Trade Partner Global Talk – Governments and experts argue about India status while trade talks heat global markets

India Coffee Shops Claim Pastries Are The New National Soft Power – Analysts say muffins now carry more diplomatic weight than ambassadors

India And France Seal Treaty Revamp Giving Paris Dividend Relief Delhi Tax Rights – Officials celebrate as treaty paperwork becomes slightly less confusing

India Starts Coal Exports For The First Time Officials Claim World Is Still Safe – Analysts marvel at logistics while citizens marvel at smoke

Pakistan F16 Upgrade Spurs India To Pretend It Is Not Annoyed While Being Very Annoyed – Officials assure public everything is fine while gripping podium hard enough to bend it

India Central Bank Deputy Warns Stablecoin Risks While Dismissing Utility Claims – Officials prefer charts to actual conversations about currency

Mercedes Benz India Announces Price Hikes In January Consumers Prepare To Cry – Dealers insist luxury cars deserve slightly more expensive tears

India Gets Ozempic But Diabetes Still Events Coordinator Not Cure – Officials claim a weekly shot will solve every national health issue except the ones people actually have

India Air Pollution Now Considering Running for Office Since It Already Controls Everything – Scientists warn visibility is low but political ambition is high

India Debates Whether BBC Article About Global Politics Is Secretly About India – Readers insist any international headline is obviously a coded message for Delhi

Why Social Innovation Keeps Forgetting Women in India And Why This Startling Surprise Does Not Surprise Anyone – Experts say the biggest mystery is that anyone is still calling it a mystery

Amazon’s $35 Billion India Investment: The Long Game Explained (Or Maybe It’s Just Expensive Optimism) – Jeff Bezos Believes In India’s Future More Than India Believes In Itself

Amazon’s $35B: Long Con Explained – Bezos Bets Stock Market Worth On India’s Future