Genie Knows Satire

Federal Workers Queue at Food Banks After Budget Cuts – Government Employees Discover Irony of Needing Government Assistance

Why Was Jimmy Kimmel Suspended – Comedy Autopsy of Late-Night’s Least Funny

Clayton Kershaw Retires – Dodgers Legend Returns to Texas

Rounding the Bases Without Scoring – Sexual Activity Within Virginity Culture

Tejas Fighter Jet Crash: India’s Export Dreams Take Nosedive – Indigenous aircraft proves gravity still works

Bakery’s Mood-Altering Cookies Spark Emotional Chaos – Local Shop Accidentally Invents Edible Therapy

The Virginity Verification Impossibility – When Sacred Commodities Can’t Be Authenticated

Letitia James’ Office Culture – Workplace Described as “Aggressively Professional”

Gutfeld Destroys Kimmel – Late-Night Domination Masterclass