Indian Satire

Israel to Import Thousands of Indians Who Claim to Be Lost Jewish Tribe – DNA Tests Optional, Cultural Knowledge of Judaism Not Required –

Astronaut Tells Students to “Compete With Me” in Motivational Speech Gone Wrong – Shubhanshu Shukla’s Moon Challenge Leaves Children Questioning Career Choices –

Airlines Cancel Flights After Ethiopian Volcano Erupts, Blame India Somehow – Air India and Akasa Discover Creative Excuse for Poor Service –

Financial Times Discovers India Exists, Writes Article About It – British Newspaper’s Shocking Revelation That 1.4 Billion People Constitute News –

Taliban Launches “Slightly Less Terrifying” Trade Initiative to Woo India – Ministers Promise Only Moderate Human Rights Violations for Business Partners –

Monarch Tractor’s Autonomous Dream: Apparently “Driver-Optional” Means “Legally Non-Functional” – Idaho Dealer Sues California Startup After $800,000 Robots Refuse to Autonomously Do Anything

Taliban Launches “Shop Kabul” Campaign, Promises India Better Deals Than Pakistan – Trade Ministers Unveil New “Sharia-Compliant Commerce” Initiative –

Minor Infractions Now Capital Crimes – Jaywalking Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List