Indian Satire

Library Launches Book-Reading Treadmills for Multitasking – Literacy Meets Fitness in Bizarre Wellness Initiative

Jaydon Blue’s Heroic Journey – Texas RB Discovers Football Easier Than Expected

AI Chatbot Achieves Sentience, Immediately Files for Unemployment – Silicon Valley’s Latest Creation Realizes Work is Overrated

Barbie Was Born In A Barn – Country Roads Take Her Home

Crypto Bro Finally Explains Blockchain, Still Makes No Sense – Five-Hour Explanation Leaves Everyone More Confused

The Tyler Robinson Method of Discourse – When Stupidity Finds No Safe Space

Bollywood Meets Kiwis: New Zealand Desperately Courts Indian Filmmakers – Film incentives sweetened as nation realizes sheep aren’t enough

Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Activism Reaches New Heights as Judge Rewrites Laws in Sleep

Sports Highlights Now Predict Elections – Polling Data Replaced by Fourth Quarter Comebacks

Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face – Facial Expression Becomes Trademark

High School Installs Nap Pods for Exhausted Students – Sleep Deprivation Problem Solved Without Addressing Actual Causes

India’s Capex Crisis: Growth Threatened By Spending – World-Beating Economics Might Beat Itself

India-US Trade: Progress Measured In Micrometers – Negotiations Advance In Government Math Units

India Stock Benchmarks Higher After Fed Cut – Markets Respond To News Not About Them

Rupee Hits Record Low: Central Bank Gentle Suggestions – Currency Discovers Gravity Works On Money

Trump’s F-16 Upgrade For Pakistan – Message To India: We Like Them Better