Indian Satire

Purity Rings as Fashion Crisis – When Sacred Jewelry Meets Sephora

Library Launches Book-Reading Treadmills for Multitasking – Literacy Meets Fitness in Bizarre Wellness Initiative

Jaydon Blue’s Heroic Journey – Texas RB Discovers Football Easier Than Expected

AI Chatbot Achieves Sentience, Immediately Files for Unemployment – Silicon Valley’s Latest Creation Realizes Work is Overrated

Barbie Was Born In A Barn – Country Roads Take Her Home

Crypto Bro Finally Explains Blockchain, Still Makes No Sense – Five-Hour Explanation Leaves Everyone More Confused

The Tyler Robinson Method of Discourse – When Stupidity Finds No Safe Space

Bollywood Meets Kiwis: New Zealand Desperately Courts Indian Filmmakers – Film incentives sweetened as nation realizes sheep aren’t enough

Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Activism Reaches New Heights as Judge Rewrites Laws in Sleep