Indian Satire

JPMorgan Opens First India Branch In Decade: Wall Street Finally Notices Subcontinent’s Existence – Banking Discovers India Has Wealthy People And Money

India’s Top Arms Makers: Rare Russia Meetings Explore Defense Partnerships – When Defense Industries Continue Despite Geopolitical Complications

Mexico’s 50% Tariff On India: The Great Spice Trade War Reimagined – When Protectionism Discovers Ancient Trade Routes Work Backwards

India-US Trade Negotiations: Progress Measured In Micrometers Per Government Mathematics – When “Moving Forward” Means Moving At Geological Speeds

IndiGo’s Bold New Strategy: The Cancellation Advantage – Airline Discovers Genius Way to Implement Pilot Rules: Simply Stop Flying

Pest Resistance Creates New Arms Race in Indian Agriculture – Tea Farmers Spray Chemicals; Insects Evolve; Repeat Until Bankruptcy

India’s Cryptography Crisis: Coinbase Returns With Limited Weapons – Exchange Plans 2026 Debut of Actual Functionality in Market With 30% Taxes

India’s New Trade Deal With America: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? – White House Wants Rupees to Flow Away from Russia (and Also Just Flow Generally)

IndiGo Crisis Deepens: Shares Drop While CEO Gets Summoned for “Explain-a-Thon” – Indian Aviation Authority Asks IndiGo to Elaborate on Flight Cancellation Disaster in Stern Meeting Language

India’s IPO Market Hits Record: Because Nothing Says “Sustainable Growth” Like Massive Primary Market Bubble – ?1.77 Trillion Raised as Companies Rush to Exit Before Everything Corrects