Goa Launches ‘Seagull Etiquette Classes’ for Tourists
by Goa Launches ‘Seagull Etiquette Classes’ for Tourists – Teach visitors how to coexist politely with beach birds. – 12/6/2025
Kerala Opens ‘Pachyderm Fitness Studios’ for Humans and Elephants
Kerala Opens ‘Pachyderm Fitness Studios’ for Humans and Elephants – Encourages joint workouts with gentle, intelligent elephants. – 12/6/2025
Delhi Metro Introduces ‘Complaints Choir’ Where Riders Sing Issues Together
Delhi Metro Introduces ‘Complaints Choir’ Where Riders Sing Issues Together – Commuters express grievances musically for collective relief. – 12/6/2025
Coinbase Returns to India: A Relationship in Two Acts, Both Disappointing
Coinbase Returns to India: A Relationship in Two Acts, Both Disappointing – Exchange Vows to Take Crypto Seriously This Time, Plans Year-Long Regulatory Limbo
Indian Markets Opening Higher: Because the RBI Cut Rates, Which Americans Will Immediately Undo
Indian Markets Opening Higher: Because the RBI Cut Rates, Which Americans Will Immediately Undo – Sensex/Nifty Rally Built on Flimsy Foundation of Fed Decision Uncertainty
Mumbai Introduces ‘Umbrella Sharing’ to Solve Monsoon Chaos
Mumbai Introduces ‘Umbrella Sharing’ to Solve Monsoon Chaos – Commuters lend and borrow umbrellas for civic harmony. – 12/5/2025
Kerala Offers ‘Elephant Painting Workshops’ to Merge Art and Conservation
Kerala Offers ‘Elephant Painting Workshops’ to Merge Art and Conservation – Visitors collaborate with elephants on large-scale canvases. – 12/5/2025
Rajasthan Launches ‘Starlight Sand Yoga’ for Nighttime Desert Wellness
Rajasthan Launches ‘Starlight Sand Yoga’ for Nighttime Desert Wellness – Combines astronomy, mindfulness, and yoga under celestial skies. – 12/5/2025
India Says “No Coal” Beyond 2035: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
India Says “No Coal” Beyond 2035: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? – Energy Ministry Declares Moratorium on New Coal Capacity While Demand Continues Growing Quietly
Mumbai Implements ‘Pothole Symphony’ Where Drivers Perform Musical Complaints
Mumbai Implements ‘Pothole Symphony’ Where Drivers Perform Musical Complaints – Residents turn traffic frustrations into creative percussion. – 12/4/2025
Goa Introduces ‘Sandcastle Therapy’ to Reduce Tourist Anxiety
Goa Introduces ‘Sandcastle Therapy’ to Reduce Tourist Anxiety – Guests sculpt stress away with grains and imagination. – 12/4/2025
Delhi Metro Launches ‘Compliment Carriages’ Encouraging Positivity on Commute
Delhi Metro Launches ‘Compliment Carriages’ Encouraging Positivity on Commute – Passengers share praise and kindness while traveling together. – 12/4/2025
India and Afghanistan Bond Over Spices: Taliban Discovers Masala Diplomacy
by India and Afghanistan Bond Over Spices: Taliban Discovers Masala Diplomacy – Regional powers find common ground in cumin and coriander
Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom
by Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom – Mar-a-Lago Addition Features Gold Toilets That Flush Themselves When They Hear “Fake News”
Divine Surveillance vs Teenage VPNs
by Divine Surveillance vs Teenage VPNs – God’s IT Department Needs Upgrades
India’s Labour Unions Burn New Codes: Literal and Figurative
by India’s Labour Unions Burn New Codes: Literal and Figurative – Workers take fire-and-brimstone approach to Modi’s reforms
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Hyderabad Launches AI Politician That Speaks in 18 Languages and 200 Promises
Hyderabad Launches AI Politician That Speaks in 18 Languages and 200 Promises – New invention aims to end corruption by making it fully automated. – 11/22/2025
South African Batsmen Torture India on Day Two: Cricket’s Slow-Motion Drama
South African Batsmen Torture India on Day Two: Cricket’s Slow-Motion Drama – Muthusamy and Verreynne’s partnership raises questions about what “exciting” means
The Virginity Rankings
by The Virginity Rankings – Scientific Analysis of Sacred Failure
COP30: India And China Buddy Up On Climate While Everything Else Burns
COP30: India And China Buddy Up On Climate While Everything Else Burns – SCMP reports on warming relations amid planetary warming