Barbie Was Born In A Barn
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Crypto Bro Finally Explains Blockchain, Still Makes No Sense
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The Tyler Robinson Method of Discourse
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Bollywood Meets Kiwis: New Zealand Desperately Courts Indian Filmmakers
by Bollywood Meets Kiwis: New Zealand Desperately Courts Indian Filmmakers – Film incentives sweetened as nation realizes sheep aren’t enough
Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress
by Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Activism Reaches New Heights as Judge Rewrites Laws in Sleep
Tamil Nadu Students Protest Homework by Submitting AI-Created Essays About Oppression of Homework
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Maharashtra Introduces Public Napping Zones for Office Workers
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Sports Highlights Now Predict Elections
by Sports Highlights Now Predict Elections – Polling Data Replaced by Fourth Quarter Comebacks
High School Installs Nap Pods for Exhausted Students
by High School Installs Nap Pods for Exhausted Students – Sleep Deprivation Problem Solved Without Addressing Actual Causes
Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face
by Letitia James’ Resting Prosecution Face – Facial Expression Becomes Trademark