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Prosecutor Becomes Defendant – Manhattan DA Accidentally Indicts Himself

Everything Is Connected – Local Conspiracy Theorist Finally Right About Something

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Minor Infractions Now Capital Crimes – Jaywalking Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

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Letitia James’ Office Plants Discovered – Investigation Reveals They’re Actually Surveillance Devices

Sports Highlights Now Predict Elections – Polling Data Replaced by Fourth Quarter Comebacks

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