Who’s Really Staying Pure
by Who’s Really Staying Pure – Spoiler: Not Who You Think
Pizza Party Successfully Avoids Actual Raises
by Pizza Party Successfully Avoids Actual Raises – Company Celebrates Record Profits With $47 in Domino’s
Transgenders Boycott Disney
by Transgenders Boycott Disney – Rainbow Revenge After Kimmel Firing
Goatscaping Revolution
by Goatscaping Revolution – Wichita Falls Discovers Nature’s Landscapers
Kerala Opens ‘Elephant Spa’ Offering Massages and Aromatherapy
by Kerala Opens ‘Elephant Spa’ Offering Massages and Aromatherapy – Blending conservation, relaxation, and Instagrammable pachyderm indulgence. – 11/20/2025
How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well
by How Cowboys Became NFL’s Oil Well – America’s Team Discovers Football Optional for Profit
NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience
by NYC Parking Tickets Gain Sentience – Automated System Develops Attitude Problem
Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home
by Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home – The Base System’s Religious Implications
Goa Launches ‘Beach Nap Pods’ to Maximize Relaxation for Tourists
Goa Launches ‘Beach Nap Pods’ to Maximize Relaxation for Tourists – Automated hammocks and nap alerts improve holiday recovery. – 11/19/2025
Delhi Metro Implements ‘Mood-Based Carriages’ for Emotional Alignment
Delhi Metro Implements ‘Mood-Based Carriages’ for Emotional Alignment – Passengers ride with others in matching emotional states to reduce friction. – 11/19/2025