Genie Knows Satire

Drone Motors Meet Don Jr.: Odd Couple – Defense Contracts Now Require Celebrity Endorsements, Apparently

Letitia James Discovers Meditation – AG’s New Mindfulness Practice Involves Visualizing Guilty Verdicts

India Builds Airbase Near China Border: Real Estate Development With Missiles – Infrastructure project raises regional tensions and property values

The Compliance Statistics Nobody Believes – When Self-Reporting Meets Social Desirability

Netanyahu Meets Indian Commerce Minister: Middle East’s Newest Bromance – Diplomatic photo-op raises questions about spice routes and defense deals

Who’s Hitting a Home Run – Baseball Metaphors for Biblical Compliance

The Gender Gap in Virginity Policing – Why His Purity Doesn’t Matter

How to Survive an Arraignment – Legal Self-Help Guide Goes Viral

The Self-Reporting Problem – How Lies Become Statistics

The Theology of Technical Virginity – Creative Biblical Interpretation