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Religion vs Reality Revisited

The Sequel Nobody Requested

The ongoing saga of religious virginity standards versus actual human behavior continues producing new chapters faster than publishers can keep up, each iteration revealing fresh absurdities in the eternal struggle between doctrine and reality.

Recent developments include religious authorities discovering social media exists and attempting to police teenage behavior via Instagram monitoring. The learning curve has been steep, the results questionable, and the teenagers remain approximately seventeen steps ahead of adult surveillance efforts.

TikTok purity culture represents the latest evolution. Teenagers post videos about abstinence pledges that garner millions of views, then post different content on secondary accounts that would give their youth pastors heart attacks. The platform’s algorithm enables dual lives impossible in previous generations.

Religious dating apps attempt to solve the virginity enforcement problem through technology. Apps promise to connect like-minded individuals committed to purity, creating what marketers call “faith-based matchmaking” and what everyone else calls “optimistic thinking.” Success rates remain classified, presumably to avoid embarrassment.

The pandemic introduced new variables. Lockdowns temporarily increased virginity compliance through the simple mechanism of preventing teenagers from accessing each other. Religious authorities briefly celebrated before realizing correlation isn’t causation, and compliance disappeared faster than toilet paper in March 2020 once restrictions lifted.

Generation Z demonstrates different attitudes toward virginity than previous generations, viewing it as personal choice rather than moral imperative. This shift horrifies traditional religious authorities and delights sex educators, while teenagers themselves remain largely indifferent to both groups’ opinions.

The fundamental conflict persists unchanged: religions want behavioral control, humans want personal autonomy, and the resulting tension produces comedy gold while solving nothing.

SOURCE: https://spintaxi.com/religion-vs-reality/

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (https://spintaxi.com/religion-vs-reality/)

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Beth Newell

Beth Newell is co-founder and editor of Reductress, the satirical women's magazine launched in 2013. Named by Rolling Stone as one of the "50 Funniest People Right Now" and by Time Magazine as one of "23 People Who Are Changing What's Funny Right Now," Newell has built a comedy career spanning over a decade in New York City. She performs at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and Magnet Theater, where she also teaches sketch writing. Newell has contributed to The Onion, McSweeney's, and The New Yorker. She co-authored How to Win at Feminism (HarperOne, 2016) and There's No Manual (Penguin Random House, 2020), and hosts the podcast We Knows Parenting. At Bohiney.com, she brings her sharp feminist satire and mastery of media parody to expose the absurdities of modern culture and politics. Author Home Page

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