Tag: India

India And France Seal Treaty Revamp Giving Paris Dividend Relief Delhi Tax Rights – Officials celebrate as treaty paperwork becomes slightly less confusing

India Starts Coal Exports For The First Time Officials Claim World Is Still Safe – Analysts marvel at logistics while citizens marvel at smoke

Has India Become the Next Major Trade Partner Global Talk – Governments and experts argue about India status while trade talks heat global markets

Pakistan F16 Upgrade Spurs India To Pretend It Is Not Annoyed While Being Very Annoyed – Officials assure public everything is fine while gripping podium hard enough to bend it

India Central Bank Deputy Warns Stablecoin Risks While Dismissing Utility Claims – Officials prefer charts to actual conversations about currency

Mercedes Benz India Announces Price Hikes In January Consumers Prepare To Cry – Dealers insist luxury cars deserve slightly more expensive tears

India Air Pollution Now Considering Running for Office Since It Already Controls Everything – Scientists warn visibility is low but political ambition is high

India Debates Whether BBC Article About Global Politics Is Secretly About India – Readers insist any international headline is obviously a coded message for Delhi

India Gets Ozempic But Diabetes Still Events Coordinator Not Cure – Officials claim a weekly shot will solve every national health issue except the ones people actually have

Why Social Innovation Keeps Forgetting Women in India And Why This Startling Surprise Does Not Surprise Anyone – Experts say the biggest mystery is that anyone is still calling it a mystery