Jonathan India Stays With Royals: Baseball’s Most Confusing Name Continues
by Jonathan India Stays With Royals: Baseball’s Most Confusing Name Continues – MLB player proves that naming conventions are just suggestions
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Visa Restrictions Hurt Indians But Maybe Help India: Economist’s Hot Take
by Visa Restrictions Hurt Indians But Maybe Help India: Economist’s Hot Take – Magazine suggests brain drain prevention via immigration barriers
Everything Is Connected
by Everything Is Connected – Local Conspiracy Theorist Finally Right About Something
Kolkata Metro Now Offers ‘Therapy Trains’ Where Passengers Can Complain Freely
by Kolkata Metro Now Offers ‘Therapy Trains’ Where Passengers Can Complain Freely – First-of-its-kind mental health initiative on public transit. – 11/13/2025
Punjab Launches ‘Mustard Oil Fitness’ Program for Heart and Mind
Punjab Launches ‘Mustard Oil Fitness’ Program for Heart and Mind – New health trend combines cooking and cardio into holistic wellness. – 11/13/2025
Bangladesh Sentences Sheikh Hasina To Death: Neighborly Relations Hit New Low
by Bangladesh Sentences Sheikh Hasina To Death: Neighborly Relations Hit New Low – India’s former guest becomes Bangladesh’s most wanted
The VPN Generation vs Divine Monitoring
The VPN Generation vs Divine Monitoring – Technology Outpaces Theology
Federal Workers Queue at Food Banks After Budget Cuts
Federal Workers Queue at Food Banks After Budget Cuts – Government Employees Discover Irony of Needing Government Assistance
Why Was Jimmy Kimmel Suspended
by Why Was Jimmy Kimmel Suspended – Comedy Autopsy of Late-Night’s Least Funny
Clayton Kershaw Retires
by Clayton Kershaw Retires – Dodgers Legend Returns to Texas