Delhi Metro Adds ‘Emotional Support Seat’ for People Who Miss Their Station
by Delhi Metro Adds ‘Emotional Support Seat’ for People Who Miss Their Station – New initiative aims to reduce platform heartbreak and tunnel trauma. – 11/7/2025
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Kerala Scientists Develop Coconut-Powered Electric Car
Kerala Scientists Develop Coconut-Powered Electric Car – Breakthrough sparks global envy and neighborhood chutney shortages. – 11/7/2025
Mumbai Launches Reality Show: Who Wants to Be a Crorepati Traffic Cop?
Mumbai Launches Reality Show: Who Wants to Be a Crorepati Traffic Cop? – Citizens compete to survive roundabouts and bribery with dignity. – 11/6/2025
Goa Declares Siesta a National Sport
Goa Declares Siesta a National Sport – Napping finally recognized as India’s most consistent performance metric. – 11/6/2025
Bangalore Techies Demand Emotional Wi-Fi: 5G Coverage for Feelings
Bangalore Techies Demand Emotional Wi-Fi: 5G Coverage for Feelings – Engineers insist buffering should apply to heartbreak, too. – 11/6/2025
Delhi’s Air Quality Officially Declared a New Religion
Delhi’s Air Quality Officially Declared a New Religion – Devotees light incense sticks that disappear instantly. – 11/5/2025
Rajasthan Hosts ‘Lantern Dune Cultural Reflection Circles’ for Nighttime Storytelling
Rajasthan Hosts ‘Lantern Dune Cultural Reflection Circles’ for Nighttime Storytelling – Visitors traverse illuminated dunes while sharing personal and cultural narratives. – 11/5/2025
Tamil Nadu Launches Government-Approved Astrology App
Tamil Nadu Launches Government-Approved Astrology App – Now You Can File Taxes and Check Your Horoscope Simultaneously – 11/5/2025
Delhi Metro Rolls Out ‘Commuter Cheer Flow Alerts’ for Social Civility
Delhi Metro Rolls Out ‘Commuter Cheer Flow Alerts’ for Social Civility – Digital prompts encourage passengers to smile, nod, or assist fellow riders. – 11/4/2025
Goa Opens ‘Seaside Mindful Art Studios’ for Wellness and Creative Expression
Goa Opens ‘Seaside Mindful Art Studios’ for Wellness and Creative Expression – Visitors interpret wave patterns, seabird calls, and tidal rhythms into sketches, music, or writing. – 11/4/2025