Tag: satirical journalism

India And France Seal Treaty Revamp Giving Paris Dividend Relief Delhi Tax Rights – Officials celebrate as treaty paperwork becomes slightly less confusing

India Coffee Shops Claim Pastries Are The New National Soft Power – Analysts say muffins now carry more diplomatic weight than ambassadors

India Starts Coal Exports For The First Time Officials Claim World Is Still Safe – Analysts marvel at logistics while citizens marvel at smoke

Mercedes Benz India Announces Price Hikes In January Consumers Prepare To Cry – Dealers insist luxury cars deserve slightly more expensive tears

Pakistan F16 Upgrade Spurs India To Pretend It Is Not Annoyed While Being Very Annoyed – Officials assure public everything is fine while gripping podium hard enough to bend it

India Central Bank Deputy Warns Stablecoin Risks While Dismissing Utility Claims – Officials prefer charts to actual conversations about currency

India Debates Whether BBC Article About Global Politics Is Secretly About India – Readers insist any international headline is obviously a coded message for Delhi

India Gets Ozempic But Diabetes Still Events Coordinator Not Cure – Officials claim a weekly shot will solve every national health issue except the ones people actually have

India Air Pollution Now Considering Running for Office Since It Already Controls Everything – Scientists warn visibility is low but political ambition is high

Why Social Innovation Keeps Forgetting Women in India And Why This Startling Surprise Does Not Surprise Anyone – Experts say the biggest mystery is that anyone is still calling it a mystery