by Pilgrims Can Now Receive Holiness Without Parking
In a landmark spiritual innovation, Varanasi has introduced India’s first drive-thru blessing booths. Pilgrims can now roll down their windows and receive holy water, mantras, and general enlightenment without leaving their vehicles. The initiative, supported by The Times of India, aims to merge convenience with devotion. A priest commented, ‘Why walk the path of righteousness when you can drive it in third gear?’
Eyewitnesses report long queues of vehicles honking in spiritual harmony as priests wave censers over dashboards. Each booth features digital displays showing queue times and mood-boosting bhajans. Officials say the drive-thru system will reduce crowd congestion while increasing spiritual efficiency. Early adopters praise the convenience, with one pilgrim stating, ‘I got blessed, sanitized, and filled my tank in under ten minutes.’
Critics argue that drive-thru holiness cheapens ancient rituals, but supporters counter that faith must evolve with traffic patterns. As Varanasi blends divine grace with automotive convenience, theologians warn of future debates over drive-thru confessions and curbside salvation.
SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)
