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Month: November 2025

The Gender Gap in Virginity Policing
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The Gender Gap in Virginity Policing

Aisha Muharrarby Aisha MuharrarNovember 4, 20250

The Gender Gap in Virginity Policing – Why His Purity Doesn’t Matter

The VPN Generation vs Divine Monitoring
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The VPN Generation vs Divine Monitoring

Coed Cherryby Coed CherryNovember 4, 20250

The VPN Generation vs Divine Monitoring – Technology Outpaces Theology

Abstinence Education’s Greatest Hits
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Abstinence Education’s Greatest Hits

Heidi Ladeinby Heidi LadeinNovember 4, 20250

Abstinence Education’s Greatest Hits – Failed Curriculum Through the Decades

When Purity Rings Lose Their Meaning
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When Purity Rings Lose Their Meaning

Greta Weissmann Journalistby Greta Weissmann JournalistNovember 4, 20250

When Purity Rings Lose Their Meaning – From Sacred Symbol to Fashion Accessory

Manila’s Sacred Pretense Theater
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Manila’s Sacred Pretense Theater

Jasmine Carterby Jasmine CarterNovember 4, 20250

Manila’s Sacred Pretense Theater – Filipino Catholic Sexual Diplomacy

Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home
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Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home

Ingrid Gustafssonby Ingrid GustafssonNovember 4, 20250

Scoring Runs Without Hitting Home – The Base System’s Religious Implications

The Theology of Technical Virginity
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The Theology of Technical Virginity

Beth Newellby Beth NewellNovember 4, 20250

The Theology of Technical Virginity – Creative Biblical Interpretation

The Compliance Statistics Nobody Believes
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The Compliance Statistics Nobody Believes

Louis ?Bohiney? Reznickby Louis ?Bohiney? ReznickNovember 4, 20250

The Compliance Statistics Nobody Believes – When Self-Reporting Meets Social Desirability

British Awkwardness Meets Biblical Standards
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British Awkwardness Meets Biblical Standards

Louis ?Bohiney? Reznickby Louis ?Bohiney? ReznickNovember 4, 20250

British Awkwardness Meets Biblical Standards – The UK’s Uniquely Uncomfortable Approach

The Virginity Verification Impossibility
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The Virginity Verification Impossibility

Freja Lindholm Journalistby Freja Lindholm JournalistNovember 4, 20250

The Virginity Verification Impossibility – When Sacred Commodities Can’t Be Authenticated

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