Taliban Launches “Shop Kabul” Campaign, Promises India Better Deals Than Pakistan

by Nell ScovellNovember 25, 2025December 17, 2025

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In a stunning display of entrepreneurial spirit, Taliban ministers have launched an aggressive marketing campaign targeting Indian businesses, promising better trade terms than their increasingly unstable neighbor Pakistan. The campaign, dubbed “Kabul: Open for Business (Women Need Not Apply),” represents what officials call “a new chapter in Afghan economic diplomacy.”

According to the Brookings Institution’s analysis of Taliban governance, the regime is desper

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Nell Scovell spent decades writing comedy for male-dominated rooms (Letterman, The Simpsons, NCIS) before deciding to write about how male-dominated those rooms were. Her work exposes Hollywood's power structures with the authority of someone who helped build them, then got tired of the view. She's proof that the best satirists are the ones who know exactly where the bodies are buried?because they were in the room when they dug the graves.

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