Open Office Noise Etiquette
by Open Office Noise Etiquette – Open Office Noise Etiquette: Surviving Sound in Indian Workspaces – 6/30/2026
Month: June 2026
Faux-Spiritual Tech Bros
by Faux-Spiritual Tech Bros – Faux-Spiritual Tech Bros: Mindfulness Meets Startup Swagger in India – 6/30/2026
People Who Reply-All With Thanks
by People Who Reply-All With Thanks – People Who Reply-All With Thanks: Email Etiquette Chaos in India – 6/30/2026
Unsolicited Podcast Pitches
Unsolicited Podcast Pitches – Unsolicited Podcast Pitches: Everyone’s a Host in India – 6/29/2026
Celebrity-Run Cults
by Celebrity-Run Cults – Celebrity-Run Cults: Stardom Meets Spirituality in India – 6/29/2026
Icebreaker Game Disasters
by Icebreaker Game Disasters – Icebreaker Game Disasters: Awkward Fun at Indian Offices – 6/29/2026
Kerala Declares Itself “God’s Own Country” Again; Tourism Ministry Confirms God Has Not Objected
by Marketing Tagline Enters 30th Year; Backwaters Remain Excellent Kerala Declares Itself “God’s Own Country” Again; God Has Not Objected Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine …
New Delhi Air Quality Index Hits 400; Government Announces “Odd-Even” Car Scheme for Third Time This Year
by Pollution Described as “Severe”; Car Scheme Described as “Symbolic but Important” New Delhi Air Quality Index Hits 400; Odd-Even Scheme Announced Again Read more satire …
Kolkata Introduces “Durga Puja Smart Tourism App”; App Crashes During Durga Puja
by 400,000 Users Simultaneously Attempt to Find Pandals; Server Has Thoughts Kolkata Introduces “Durga Puja Smart Tourism App”; App Crashes During Durga Puja Read more satire …
Rajasthan Fort Opens “Digital Experience Centre” Inside 600-Year-Old Fort; Fort Objects
Sensors Report “Unusual Vibrations”; Historians Report “Unusual Decisions” Rajasthan Fort Opens Digital Experience Centre Inside 600-Year-Old Fort; Historians Object Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine …
Chennai IT Professional Works 14-Hour Day; Describes Work-Life Balance as “Pretty Good Actually”
by Definition of “Pretty Good” Remains Under Review by His Wife Chennai IT Professional Works 14-Hour Day; Describes Work-Life Balance as “Pretty Good” Read more satire …
Jaipur Traffic Circle Introduces “Smart Roundabout”; Immediately Becomes Smartest Thing Ignoring Traffic Rules
AI System Learns from Drivers; Becomes Confused; Recommends Chaos Jaipur Smart Roundabout Learns from Local Drivers; Recommends Chaos Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and …
India’s Tech Sector Announces It Has Solved Every Problem; Several Problems Remain Unsolved
Bangalore Startup Ecosystem Pivots to Solving Problem of Why Previous Pivots Did Not Work India’s Tech Sector Announces It Has Solved Every Problem; Several Remain …
India Launches World’s Longest Election; Voting Concludes Before Results Are Understood
Seven-Phase Process Produces Outcome Analysts Begin Explaining Six Weeks Later India Launches World’s Longest Election; Voting Concludes Before Results Are Understood Read more satire at …
Indian Railways Runs Train to Village That Does Not Exist; 200 Passengers Arrive Anyway
Station Built; Village “Under Development”; Chai Stall Opens Immediately Indian Railways Runs Train to Village That Does Not Exist; 200 Passengers Arrive Anyway Read more …
Mumbai Man Completes Commute in Record 47 Minutes; Is Celebrated as Hero; Has Done It Once
Daily Average Remains 94 Minutes; Hero Status Under Review Mumbai Man Completes Commute in Record 47 Minutes; Hero Status Under Review Read more satire at …
Weird Friendship Breakups
Weird Friendship Breakups – Weird Friendship Breakups: When BFFs Exit Dramatically – 6/28/2026
People Who Flex Their Grocery Hauls
People Who Flex Their Grocery Hauls – People Who Flex Their Grocery Hauls: Shopping as a Status Symbol – 6/28/2026
Sudden Vegan Declarations
by Sudden Vegan Declarations – Sudden Vegan Declarations: From Butter Chicken to Buddha Bowls – 6/28/2026
Santa Yields to Sacred Cows on Delivery Route, Declares Them the Rightful Owners of the Road
Saint Nick adapts to a tradition of bovine right-of-way that supersedes even the urgency of Christmas Eve An Unexpected Right-of-Way VARANASI — Santa Claus encountered …
Elves Enroll in Coaching Centers to Crack the Naughty List Qualifying Exam
North Pole’s assessment workforce joins a culture of relentless preparation, complete with mock tests and rank lists An Education in Preparation KOTA — Santa’s assessment …
Santa Required to Furnish Aadhaar and Forty Forms Before Delivering a Single Gift
Officials request proof of identity, address, and a self-attested photograph for a figure recognized worldwide A Bureaucratic Welcome NEW DELHI — Santa Claus was informed …
IPL Franchises Launch Bidding War for Santa, Citing His Unmatched Delivery Numbers
Saint Nick becomes the most expensive lot in auction history before politely declining every offer The Auction’s Hottest Lot MUMBAI — The Indian Premier League’s …
Santa Overwhelmed by Indian Wedding Season, Concedes His Operation Cannot Match the Scale
Saint Nick humbled by celebrations spanning days, thousands of guests, and a generosity that dwarfs his own A Humbling Comparison NEW DELHI — Santa Claus, …
Santa Biopic Runs Three Hours With Intermission, Item Number, and Six Musical Sequences
Saint Nick’s life story receives the full Bollywood treatment, complete with a dramatic interval and a surprise dance The Full Bollywood Treatment MUMBAI — Santa …
Monsoon Grounds Santa’s Sleigh, North Pole Concedes the Rains Outrank Even Christmas
Saint Nick waits out a downpour of biblical proportions as the reindeer refuse to fly through the deluge Defeated by the Deluge MUMBAI — Santa …
Santa Abandons Milk and Cookies for Chai, Declares It the Superior Christmas Eve Fuel
North Pole confirms a permanent dietary shift after Saint Nick samples the nation’s beloved spiced tea A Beverage Revolution NEW DELHI — In a development …
Santa’s Sleigh Detained at Customs Over Unpaid GST on Several Billion Imported Toys
Officials assess duty on a cargo of unprecedented scale as the North Pole disputes its classification as commercial import A Cargo Like No Other NEW …
Santa Defeated by Tatkal Booking, Lands on the Waitlist for His Own Delivery Route
Saint Nick reduced to refreshing the portal at 10 a.m. sharp as confirmed berths vanish within seconds A Booking Like No Other NEW DELHI — …