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Author: JunglePussy

Lagos-born poet and satirical journalist navigating India's contradictions. Survived lions at six, taught English by Irish nuns, now wielding words as weapons against absurdity. Illegal in India but undeniable. She writes often for Junglepussy.UK.
ISRO Plans 300 Satellite Launches And A Space Station By 2035, Ambition Reportedly Not In Short Supply
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ISRO Plans 300 Satellite Launches And A Space Station By 2035, Ambition Reportedly Not In Short Supply

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 27, 2026September 30, 2026

Gaganyaan’s uncrewed mission targeted for later this year as the agency looks decades ahead A roadmap that would make most agencies dizzy ISRO plans at …

Tech Hub Traffic Jam Becomes Unofficial Networking Event For Stranded Commuters
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Tech Hub Traffic Jam Becomes Unofficial Networking Event For Stranded Commuters

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 25, 2026September 30, 2026

Two hours of gridlock produces more genuine career conversation than some conferences Stuck In Traffic, Somehow Building An Actual Career Network Commuters stranded for over …

Kaziranga Wildlife Ranger Confirms Coordinating Emergency Relocation Of Flood-Displaced Rhinos Required Genuinely More Careful Animal Behavior Reading Than Any Actual Zoology Degree He’s Completed
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Kaziranga Wildlife Ranger Confirms Coordinating Emergency Relocation Of Flood-Displaced Rhinos Required Genuinely More Careful Animal Behavior Reading Than Any Actual Zoology Degree He’s Completed

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 19, 2026September 30, 2026

The ranger says managing wildlife safety during severe seasonal flooding became an unexpectedly demanding hands-on challenge KAZIRANGA — A wildlife ranger confirms that coordinating emergency …

Pune Auto Rickshaw Driver Confirms Negotiating Monsoon Season Fares Now Requires Genuinely More Diplomatic Skill Than Most Actual Business Negotiations He’s Witnessed
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Pune Auto Rickshaw Driver Confirms Negotiating Monsoon Season Fares Now Requires Genuinely More Diplomatic Skill Than Most Actual Business Negotiations He’s Witnessed

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 16, 2026September 30, 2026

One veteran driver’s approach to fare discussions during heavy rainfall has developed considerable nuance balancing customer frustration against genuine operating costs PUNE — Veteran auto …

Hyderabad Techie’s Elaborate Home Office Setup for “Work From Anywhere” Policy Reportedly Never Actually Leaves the Same Room in His Apartment
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Hyderabad Techie’s Elaborate Home Office Setup for “Work From Anywhere” Policy Reportedly Never Actually Leaves the Same Room in His Apartment

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 16, 2026September 30, 2026

Employee’s genuinely extensive portable equipment collection remains, by his own admission, almost entirely unused for actual travel HYDERABAD — Software engineer Kiran Reddy invested considerably …

Mister India Pageant Contestants Report Spending More Prep Time on Personal Branding Than Actual Stage Choreography
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Mister India Pageant Contestants Report Spending More Prep Time on Personal Branding Than Actual Stage Choreography

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 15, 2026September 30, 2026

Social media strategy now occupies a bigger slice of training schedules than the runway walk itself MUMBAI — With this year’s Mister India pageant season …

Matrimonial Website Profile Reportedly Describes Prospective Groom as ‘Simple, Homely Person Who Loves Traveling the World,’ Family Confirms Both Halves of That Sentence Are Technically True
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Matrimonial Website Profile Reportedly Describes Prospective Groom as ‘Simple, Homely Person Who Loves Traveling the World,’ Family Confirms Both Halves of That Sentence Are Technically True

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 11, 2026September 30, 2026

He genuinely does prefer a quiet night in. He has also, separately, been to eleven countries. The profile writer insists there was never any actual …

Matrimonial Advertisement Now Requires a Word Count Longer Than Most Job Applications, Astrology Section Alone Runs 200 Words
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Matrimonial Advertisement Now Requires a Word Count Longer Than Most Job Applications, Astrology Section Alone Runs 200 Words

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 11, 2026September 30, 2026

Family confirms the ad’s height, complexion, and career sections are ‘relatively brief’ compared to the horoscope compatibility disclosure DELHI – A recently published matrimonial advertisement …

Monsoon Ledger Posts Record August as Complaint Numbers Outlast the Roads
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Monsoon Ledger Posts Record August as Complaint Numbers Outlast the Roads

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 10, 2026September 30, 2026

Metadata remains dry as unassigned concern travels between departments like a pilgrim NEW DELHI — India’s civic complaint apparatus has posted its strongest August on …

Boarding Pass Puja Resumes as Monsoon Grounds Delhi and Mumbai Flights
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Boarding Pass Puja Resumes as Monsoon Grounds Delhi and Mumbai Flights

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Five-stage ritual of denial, delay, and dosa unites nation as Udupi counter remains only accurate data feed MUMBAI — As monsoon disruption returned to the …

Amritsar Dhol Drum Maker Has Crafted Wedding Instruments for Three Generations Across Forty-Four Years
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Amritsar Dhol Drum Maker Has Crafted Wedding Instruments for Three Generations Across Forty-Four Years

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grandfathers who first commissioned drums decades ago now bring grandsons for wedding celebrations Amritsar Dhol Drum Maker Has Crafted Wedding Instruments for Three Generations Across …

Agra Marble Inlay Craftsman Has Personally Trained Three Generations of Apprentices Across Fifty Years
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Agra Marble Inlay Craftsman Has Personally Trained Three Generations of Apprentices Across Fifty Years

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Half a century of teaching preserves a Mughal-era technique facing genuine extinction pressure Agra Marble Inlay Craftsman Has Personally Trained Three Generations of Apprentices Across …

Bangalore Techie’s Aunty Intelligence Network Predicts Layoffs Three Weeks Before Official HR Announcement
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Bangalore Techie’s Aunty Intelligence Network Predicts Layoffs Three Weeks Before Official HR Announcement

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

A neighborhood WhatsApp and walking club network outpaces official corporate channels by three full weeks Bangalore Techie’s Aunty Intelligence Network Predicts Layoffs Three Weeks Before …

Kota Coaching Institute Now Offers Coaching Classes Specifically For Parents Nervous About Their Child’s Coaching Classes
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Kota Coaching Institute Now Offers Coaching Classes Specifically For Parents Nervous About Their Child’s Coaching Classes

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Internal research links parental panic directly to student mock test performance, launching a whole new parallel curriculum Kota Coaching Institute Now Offers Coaching Classes Specifically …

Wedding Photographer’s Client Waitlist Now Extends Three Years, Families Reportedly Booking Before Actual Engagement Has Happened
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Wedding Photographer’s Client Waitlist Now Extends Three Years, Families Reportedly Booking Before Actual Engagement Has Happened

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 1, 2026

Parents reserve tentative wedding dates for unattached twenty two year olds just to secure a coveted calendar slot Wedding Photographer’s Client Waitlist Now Extends Three …

Cricket Board Formally Credits Fan’s Lucky Chair in Match Report After Statistical Review
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Cricket Board Formally Credits Fan’s Lucky Chair in Match Report After Statistical Review

JunglePussyby JunglePussyAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

East-facing chair survives every statistical control as analyst refers the mathematics upward under protest Cricket Board Formally Credits Fan’s Lucky Chair in Match Report After …

Uncapped Bowler Sold for More Than Stadium
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Uncapped Bowler Sold for More Than Stadium

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 29, 2026

Auction produces valuation exceeding the annual budget of the state association that developed him MUMBAI – A twenty year old bowler with four first-class appearances …

Jaipur Tour Guide Union Demands Cap on Camera Drone Interruptions
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Jaipur Tour Guide Union Demands Cap on Camera Drone Interruptions

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 28, 2026

Guides say tourists filming themselves are drowning out narration JAIPUR — A local association representing licensed tour guides operating around the city’s major heritage sites …

Oregon Reviews Worker Classification at Tarot Reading Businesses
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Oregon Reviews Worker Classification at Tarot Reading Businesses

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 26, 2026

Labor bureau finds compliance gap as shops transition from sole proprietorships ASHLAND – The Oregon Bureau of Labor and Industries confirmed this week that it …

Oregon Clarifies Disclosure Rules for Astrology-Naturopathy Partnerships
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Oregon Clarifies Disclosure Rules for Astrology-Naturopathy Partnerships

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

New training distinguishes licensed medical guidance from unregulated consultation PORTLAND – The Oregon Board of Naturopathic Medicine confirmed Tuesday that it has begun a pilot …

Ahmedabad Wedding Industry Announces Mandatory Waiting Period Before Guests Can Complain About Food Quality
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Ahmedabad Wedding Industry Announces Mandatory Waiting Period Before Guests Can Complain About Food Quality

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Caterers propose 48-hour cooling off period preventing immediate social media criticism of wedding catering Ahmedabad Catering Association Proposes Wedding Food Complaint Waiting Period The Ahmedabad …

Kolkata Announces New Municipal Poetry Requirement for All Government Building Permit Applications
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Kolkata Announces New Municipal Poetry Requirement for All Government Building Permit Applications

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

City mandates original verse submission alongside standard construction documentation and fees Kolkata Municipal Corporation Introduces Poetry Requirement for Building Permits The Kolkata Municipal Corporation announced …

India’s Water Crisis Intensifies: Urban and Rural Areas Experience Scarcity While Infrastructure Development and Management Improvements Remain Insufficient
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India’s Water Crisis Intensifies: Urban and Rural Areas Experience Scarcity While Infrastructure Development and Management Improvements Remain Insufficient

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 20, 2026

South Asian nation confronts water availability challenges affecting agricultural irrigation, urban supply, and groundwater sustainability requiring comprehensive policy responses India Water scarcity has become increasingly …

Pune IT Employee Discovers His Standing Desk Was Never Actually Plugged In, Has Been Manually Holding It Up for Months
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Pune IT Employee Discovers His Standing Desk Was Never Actually Plugged In, Has Been Manually Holding It Up for Months

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Colleagues say they assumed the wobble was “just part of the ergonomic design” A Pune-based IT employee discovered this week that his adjustable standing desk …

Passive-Aggressive Pto Requests
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Passive-Aggressive Pto Requests

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 9, 2026May 15, 20263

Passive-Aggressive Pto Requests – Passive-Aggressive PTO Requests: Office Humor and Subtle Warfare in India – 7/9/2026

Indian Ministry of Agriculture Announces “Famine Celebration Initiative”: Crop Failures Now Government Policy; Food Scarcity Romanticized as “Cultural Experience”
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Indian Ministry of Agriculture Announces “Famine Celebration Initiative”: Crop Failures Now Government Policy; Food Scarcity Romanticized as “Cultural Experience”

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

New Program Eliminates Food Production; Agriculture Replaced with Starvation Commemoration New Delhi, India — The Indian Ministry of Agriculture announced Friday a “Agricultural Reconceptualization Initiative” …

People Who Say “Hashtag Blessed”
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People Who Say “Hashtag Blessed”

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 6, 2026May 15, 20264

People Who Say “Hashtag Blessed” – People Who Say “Hashtag Blessed”: Social Media Virtue Signaling in India – 7/6/2026

Bengaluru Traffic Becomes So Permanent It Is Granted Municipal Status
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Bengaluru Traffic Becomes So Permanent It Is Granted Municipal Status

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The gridlock now has its own mayor, postal code, and growing sense of civic identity BENGALURU — The traffic in India’s technology capital has become …

Kolkata Introduces “Durga Puja Smart Tourism App”; App Crashes During Durga Puja
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Kolkata Introduces “Durga Puja Smart Tourism App”; App Crashes During Durga Puja

JunglePussyby JunglePussyJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

400,000 Users Simultaneously Attempt to Find Pandals; Server Has Thoughts Kolkata Introduces “Durga Puja Smart Tourism App”; App Crashes During Durga Puja Read more satire …

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