Taliban Launches “Slightly Less Terrifying” Trade Initiative to Woo India
by Taliban Launches “Slightly Less Terrifying” Trade Initiative to Woo India – Ministers Promise Only Moderate Human Rights Violations for Business Partners –
Month: November 2025
Monarch Tractor’s Autonomous Dream: Apparently “Driver-Optional” Means “Legally Non-Functional”
by Monarch Tractor’s Autonomous Dream: Apparently “Driver-Optional” Means “Legally Non-Functional” – Idaho Dealer Sues California Startup After $800,000 Robots Refuse to Autonomously Do Anything
Taliban Launches “Shop Kabul” Campaign, Promises India Better Deals Than Pakistan
by Taliban Launches “Shop Kabul” Campaign, Promises India Better Deals Than Pakistan – Trade Ministers Unveil New “Sharia-Compliant Commerce” Initiative –
Andhra Pradesh Scientists Create Rice That Texts Farmers When Thirsty
Andhra Pradesh Scientists Create Rice That Texts Farmers When Thirsty – New crop promises to revolutionize agricultureand guilt-tripping. – 11/24/2025
Goa Opens ‘Hangover Recovery Clinics’ for Tourists in Emotional Pain
Goa Opens ‘Hangover Recovery Clinics’ for Tourists in Emotional Pain – Healing body, mind, and liver through holistic regret management. – 11/24/2025
Minor Infractions Now Capital Crimes
by Minor Infractions Now Capital Crimes – Jaywalking Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List
Purity Rings as Fashion Crisis
by Purity Rings as Fashion Crisis – When Sacred Jewelry Meets Sephora
Library Launches Book-Reading Treadmills for Multitasking
by Library Launches Book-Reading Treadmills for Multitasking – Literacy Meets Fitness in Bizarre Wellness Initiative
Jaydon Blue’s Heroic Journey
by Jaydon Blue’s Heroic Journey – Texas RB Discovers Football Easier Than Expected
AI Chatbot Achieves Sentience, Immediately Files for Unemployment
by AI Chatbot Achieves Sentience, Immediately Files for Unemployment – Silicon Valley’s Latest Creation Realizes Work is Overrated