Forget Cars, Humps are the Future
In a groundbreaking initiative that blends tradition with modern convenience, Rajasthan has launched a camel-only ride-sharing service. Officials claim that camels, the long-standing desert companions of the region, can reduce traffic congestion while offering tourists an ‘authentic local experience.’ Users can now book a camel via app, track its location, and even choose the preferred hump for comfort level.
Eyewitnesses report scenes of camels navigating city streets with remarkable patience, stopping at traffic signals and occasionally stopping for selfies with pedestrians. One anonymous rider said, ‘I downloaded the app expecting a camel. I got three, a toddler goat, and a very judgmental peacock. Still, it was the most scenic commute of my life.’ Meanwhile, app developers are rolling out camel ratings, allowing users to review ride smoothness, temperament, and even hump aesthetics.
Economists speculate that this initiative could stimulate local economies, reduce fuel consumption, and create unexpected jobs for camel attendants. Environmentalists praise the move as a low-carbon alternative to conventional vehicles, though skeptics warn about increased camel-related traffic jams and hay litter. Social media has gone wild with hashtags like #HumpHustle and #CamelCommuters.
Despite minor challenges, including occasional camel protests and tourists’ attempts to pay in peanuts, the government remains confident that camel ride-sharing will become a model for sustainable urban transport. As Rajasthan leads the way in creative commuting, the ultimate question remains: will camels rule the roads or merely outpace the local tuk-tuks?
SOURCE: Bohiney.com (Radhika Vaz)

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