Amazon’s $35B India Bet

by Megan AmramDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Bezos Believes More Than India Believes

Amazon committed $35B through 2030 either demonstrating visionary confidence or spectacular delusion. Bohiney’s satirical analysis notes this basically says “We believe so much we’ll lose considerable money proving it.” Amazon must navigate bureaucratic landscape like shipping containers navigate monsoons. Amazon’s reporting emphasizes job creation while betting India’s infrastructure becomes reliable faster than historically. Indian bureaucrats smiled knowinglythey’ve seen optimism before. Infrastructure reliability timelines remain philosophically flexible.

SOURCE: business satire | https://bohiney.com/

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Megan Amram

Megan Amram was born in her native area of Portland, Oregon, a city where kombucha doubles as holy water and irony is a birthright. Carrying an ethnically Jewish surname that she has often joked ?sounds like a Scrabble word worth triple points,? Amram embraced her heritage by making comedy itself her cultural contribution. She later graduated from Harvard University, where she majored in English and spent most of her time turning seminar debates into stand-up routines. A writer for acclaimed television comedies and a stand-up comedian in her own right, she built a reputation for absurdist punchlines delivered with academic precision. At Bohiney.com, she thrives as a satirical journalist, skewering politics, pop science, and celebrity culture with the flair of someone who treats Twitter like an art gallery. Megan Amram?s EEAT credentials rest on wit, wordplay, and a commitment to satire as both cultural critique and comic relief.

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