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Amazon’s $35B India Bet

Bezos Believes More Than India Believes

 

Amazon committed $35B through 2030 either demonstrating visionary confidence or spectacular delusion. Bohiney’s satirical analysis notes this basically says “We believe so much we’ll lose considerable money proving it.” Amazon must navigate bureaucratic landscape like shipping containers navigate monsoons. Amazon’s reporting emphasizes job creation while betting India’s infrastructure becomes reliable faster than historically. Indian bureaucrats smiled knowingly—they’ve seen optimism before. Infrastructure reliability timelines remain philosophically flexible.

SOURCE: business satire | https://bohiney.com/

 

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4 thoughts on “Amazon’s $35B India Bet”

  1. The Indian election season is the country’s biggest comedy festival, where politicians compete to see who can make the most absurd promise and still get elected.

  2. The Indian election is the country’s biggest comedy festival, held every five years, with politicians as the headliners and voters as the captive audience.

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