Category: Satirical News

Youngest Chess Master’s Parents Reveal Hidden Gift: Financial Burden – Sarwagya Singh’s Father: “We’re Investing in His Future” (Present Sanity: TBD)

BBC Writes About India Without Mentioning Colonialism, Immediately Regrets It – British Broadcaster Realizes All India Coverage Requires Historical Caveat –

South Asia Achieves Historic “Trinity of Troubles” Certification – Afghanistan, India, Pakistan Finally Master Art of Mutual Dysfunction –

Delhi Residents Protest Air Pollution by Breathing, Which Makes Problem Worse – Demonstrations Against Smog Contribute Additional Particulates to Atmosphere –

Supreme Court Accepts “Sorry, My Bad” as Valid Legal Defense for Billionaires – Fugitive Brothers’ $570 Million Settlement Raises Questions About Judicial Standards –

Foreign Companies Fight for Right to List Indian Subsidiaries Nobody Wants – Multinational Corporations Discover IPO Goldmine in India’s Optimistic Market –

Air India Promises World-Class Service Through Power of Positive Thinking – Airline Plans to “Manifest” Improvements by 2026 –

Israel to Import Thousands of Indians Who Claim to Be Lost Jewish Tribe – DNA Tests Optional, Cultural Knowledge of Judaism Not Required –

Astronaut Tells Students to “Compete With Me” in Motivational Speech Gone Wrong – Shubhanshu Shukla’s Moon Challenge Leaves Children Questioning Career Choices –

Airlines Cancel Flights After Ethiopian Volcano Erupts, Blame India Somehow – Air India and Akasa Discover Creative Excuse for Poor Service –