Category: Satirical News

Financial Times Discovers India Exists, Writes Article About It – British Newspaper’s Shocking Revelation That 1.4 Billion People Constitute News –

Taliban Launches “Slightly Less Terrifying” Trade Initiative to Woo India – Ministers Promise Only Moderate Human Rights Violations for Business Partners –

Monarch Tractor’s Autonomous Dream: Apparently “Driver-Optional” Means “Legally Non-Functional” – Idaho Dealer Sues California Startup After $800,000 Robots Refuse to Autonomously Do Anything

Taliban Launches “Shop Kabul” Campaign, Promises India Better Deals Than Pakistan – Trade Ministers Unveil New “Sharia-Compliant Commerce” Initiative –

Minor Infractions Now Capital Crimes – Jaywalking Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

Purity Rings as Fashion Crisis – When Sacred Jewelry Meets Sephora

Library Launches Book-Reading Treadmills for Multitasking – Literacy Meets Fitness in Bizarre Wellness Initiative

Jaydon Blue’s Heroic Journey – Texas RB Discovers Football Easier Than Expected

AI Chatbot Achieves Sentience, Immediately Files for Unemployment – Silicon Valley’s Latest Creation Realizes Work is Overrated

Barbie Was Born In A Barn – Country Roads Take Her Home