Category: Satirical News

The Virginity Rankings – Scientific Analysis of Sacred Failure

COP30: India And China Buddy Up On Climate While Everything Else Burns – SCMP reports on warming relations amid planetary warming

Actionable Advice Finally Delivered – Self-Help Industry Accidentally Helps Someone

Letitia James: The Prosecutor Who Never Sleeps – New York’s AG Discovered Working 28-Hour Days

Motion to Dismiss Now a Musical – Broadway Producers Crash Courtroom Proceedings

Flag Jacking – Americans Cosplay Canadian to Escape Reputation

South Africa All Out For 489: Cricket Match Or Math Problem? – Second Test scoreboard confuses sports fans and mathematicians equally

Bring a Book to Court – Judge’s New Policy Backfires Spectacularly

Billionaires’ Last Stand – Zucman Tax Sparks Wealth Panic

India’s Job Market Booms With Gig Work: Stability Is So Last Century – Professionals urged to capitalize on permanent insecurity