Category: Satirical News

New disclosure rule helps tourists evaluate practitioner training and pricing SANTA FE – The New Mexico Regulation and Licensing Department confirmed Tuesday that it has …

Labor bureau finds compliance gap as shops transition from sole proprietorships ASHLAND – The Oregon Bureau of Labor and Industries confirmed this week that it …

New rule distinguishes entertainment services from grief support claims ASBURY PARK – The New Jersey Division of Consumer Affairs confirmed Thursday that it has begun …

State works with century-old camp association to improve public information CASSADAGA – The Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services confirmed this week that it …

New standards address hiking safety and balanced presentation of vortex claims SEDONA – The Sedona Chamber of Commerce confirmed this week that it has begun …

New rule addresses tourist complaints about unclear add-on service costs SALEM – The Massachusetts Office of Consumer Affairs confirmed Thursday that it has begun a …

Board examines disclosure requirements after client complaints about unclear services NEW ORLEANS – The Louisiana Board of Cosmetology confirmed this week that it has begun …

Board examines client confusion between licensed technique and supplemental practices ASHEVILLE – The North Carolina Board of Cosmetic Art Examiners confirmed this week that it …

New course addresses complaints about exploiting clients in financial crisis AUSTIN – The Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation confirmed this week that it has …

New training distinguishes licensed medical guidance from unregulated consultation PORTLAND – The Oregon Board of Naturopathic Medicine confirmed Tuesday that it has begun a pilot …

Officials propose enthusiasm verification process ensuring only sufficiently appreciative visitors access scenic waterways Kerala Tourism Board Introduces Appreciation Verification for Backwater Tours The Kerala Tourism …

Officials suggest premium pricing for photography access to underprivileged neighborhoods marketed as cultural experience Jaipur Tourism Officials Announce Controversial Poverty Photography Premium The Jaipur Tourism …

Caterers propose 48-hour cooling off period preventing immediate social media criticism of wedding catering Ahmedabad Catering Association Proposes Wedding Food Complaint Waiting Period The Ahmedabad …

Officers mandate mindfulness breathing exercises synchronized with horn usage during traffic jams Delhi Traffic Police Introduce Revolutionary Honking Meditation Program Delhi Traffic Police announced an …

Railway officials suggest premium pricing tier for commuters wanting more than six inches of standing room Mumbai Railway Authority Announces Personal Space Premium Pricing The …

Corporate wellness initiative creates contradictory demands for employee disconnection and constant connectivity Bangalore Tech Sector Introduces Contradictory Wellness Initiative Major Bangalore technology companies announced coordinated …

Industry group suggests mandatory testing before allowing customers to order maximum heat levels Chennai Restaurants Introduce Spice Tolerance Certification Requirements The Chennai Restaurant Owners Association …

City mandates original verse submission alongside standard construction documentation and fees Kolkata Municipal Corporation Introduces Poetry Requirement for Building Permits The Kolkata Municipal Corporation announced …

Tech companies implement wellness initiative requiring downward dog poses during agile development standups Hyderabad Technology Companies Mandate Synchronized Yoga During Sprint Planning Major Hyderabad IT …

Technology company claims artificial intelligence can decode meaningless business speak into actual meaning Pune Technology Startup Unveils Corporate Jargon Translation Application A Pune-based technology startup …

Loyalists insist their preferred shop’s syrup ratio remains scientifically, emotionally superior KOLKATA – Two long established sweet shops located just a few blocks apart remain …

Handlers say certain camels have developed genuine, recognizable fan followings of their own JAIPUR – Camel handlers stationed near several of the city’s most popular …

Stranded drivers say the dancing is usually good enough to make up for the delay DELHI – As wedding season reaches its peak across the …

Residents remain split between tradition minded enthusiasts and increasingly vocal quiet night advocates PUNE – A residential neighborhood’s community WhatsApp group has reportedly become the …

Employers say they have simply learned to schedule around the inevitable rather than fight it MUMBAI – Human resources departments across several major companies report …

Regulars say the conversation over evening tea rivals any formal debate club discussion LUCKNOW – A modest roadside chai stall operating from the same corner …

Commuters say a five minute wait now counts as practically ahead of schedule MUMBAI – As monsoon rains once again slowed local train services across …

Commuters say his intersection has become the most entertaining part of their entire commute DELHI – A traffic police officer stationed at one of the …

Employees say they now schedule meetings around peak gridlock rather than the other way around BANGALORE – With traffic across the city remaining as unpredictable …