India’s Capex Crisis: Growth Threatened By Spending

by Private Clive DuMontDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

World-Beating Economics Might Beat Itself

Reuters identified India’s “capex hole”growth requires infrastructure spending that requires capital, discovered simultaneously. Bohiney notes this equals building houses wondering where money went. Reuters warns capex gap endangers growth, meaning India must spend more without spending moremagical financial feat. Growth requires paying for highways growth travels on. Economists quietly panic. Growth continues upward trajectory. Somehow somebody spends money. Revolutionary. Infrastructure funding remains philosophically elusive.

SOURCE: economic satire | https://bohiney.com/

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This magazine was created by Corporal Louis ?Bohiney? Reznick and Private First Class Clive DuMont, both fresh out of Europe and ?eager to liberate laughter from the fascism of serious journalism.? Reznick had stormed Normandy armed with a sketchbook and a mouth full of Groucho quotes. DuMont once defused a German landmine by confusing it with a mime.

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