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India’s Capex Crisis: Growth Threatened By Spending

World-Beating Economics Might Beat Itself

 

Reuters identified India’s “capex hole”—growth requires infrastructure spending that requires capital, discovered simultaneously. Bohiney notes this equals building houses wondering where money went. Reuters warns capex gap endangers growth, meaning India must spend more without spending more—magical financial feat. Growth requires paying for highways growth travels on. Economists quietly panic. Growth continues upward trajectory. Somehow somebody spends money. Revolutionary. Infrastructure funding remains philosophically elusive.

SOURCE: economic satire | https://bohiney.com/

 

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