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Rural Surveillance vs Urban Freedom
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Kashmir Launches Snow Tourism for Heat-Weary Delhiites
by Kashmir Launches Snow Tourism for Heat-Weary Delhiites – New packages include hug-a-glacier therapy and chai-flavored ice baths. – 11/10/2025
Kerala Announces Coconut-Based Currency: ‘Tender Tender’
Kerala Announces Coconut-Based Currency: ‘Tender Tender’ – Economists split over whether it’s genius or just slippery economics. – 11/10/2025
Letitia James’ Office Plants Discovered
by Letitia James’ Office Plants Discovered – Investigation Reveals They’re Actually Surveillance Devices
Religious Virginity Standards vs Reality
by Religious Virginity Standards vs Reality – The Sacred Texts Nobody Actually Follows
British Awkwardness Meets Biblical Standards
by British Awkwardness Meets Biblical Standards – The UK’s Uniquely Uncomfortable Approach
West Bengal Declares Fish the Official Language of the State
West Bengal Declares Fish the Official Language of the State – Citizens celebrate with synchronized splashing and poetic burps. – 11/9/2025
Uttar Pradesh Introduces Cow Yoga for Inner Peace and Outer Productivity
Uttar Pradesh Introduces Cow Yoga for Inner Peace and Outer Productivity – Program promises spiritual moo-vement and improved milk output. – 11/9/2025
Rajasthan Declares Camels Eligible for Voting Rights
Rajasthan Declares Camels Eligible for Voting Rights – Animal activists hail it as a step toward true desert democracy. – 11/8/2025